Stat porn

Ok, had web thingy online for a week now so thought I'd check you my stat porn for my main site Phil Runs London (as opposed to this blog Phil runs London - confused?!).

All these are only for the home page as I couldn't be arsed to embed the code everywhere. I was probably knackered from running. What do you want from me?!

So:
Page loads: 76 (hmmm)
Unique visitors: 46 (???)
Returning: 17 (wtf)
Funds raised online: £110
Funds raised offline: £120

So only 46 people could muster up the energy to click a link I sent directly to you? Was that too challenging? Did you think it was porn or something and alarms would start ringing at work and you'd be fired and left destitute on the street?

And only 17 people bothered to come back - and I guess one of them is me!

This is a highly informative site, updated regularly via a feed to this blog. I spend at least 2 minutes of my day doing this. It'd be nice if you spent all of 30 seconds to skim what was happening. It's not like you're doing anything at work anyway!

As for the money, it's a good start, and a massive thanks to you who've put their hands in their pockets. To the rest of you, I'll put it down to it being Christmas and you're all a bit brassic. But come pay day, you'd better get your wallets/purses/hollowed-out reindeer tongues out and donate.

Peace out.